Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.

Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.

by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016

drunken mess

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022

drunken pile

A body of at least 10 extremely drunken people passed out on top of each other or around each other forming a human pile or a group.

He got so drunk last night, he got in a drunken pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

Drunken Rob

This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.

I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob

by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021

drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.

That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.

by Sonya H. July 24, 2008

drunken baby

an alcohol addicted perverted girl that loves to party and have sex with as much people as possible

damn shes already on her 12th bottle of booze; shes a drunken baby alright

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025