DILF

DILF means "Dane I'd Like to Fuck". DILF is used for describing an attractive male Dane. The Dane is hot, sexy and a God in bed. If you have a Danish boyfriend, you can say "Hey DILF" when you want to tell him you want to have sex.

DILF can also mean "Daddy I'd Like to Fuck", "Damn I'd Like to Fuck", "Dick, I'd Like to Fuck" and things like that.

"He is a DILF"
"My boyfriend is a DILF"
"I want to lose my virginity to a DILF"

by Kattegrevlingen May 9, 2019

Dilf

A dilf is what Georgenotfound is. A daddy I would like to fuck. An example of this would be the picture of George with a beard.

"Oh dream"
"Yes, daddy George."
"Am I a dilf?"
"Oh come on, of course you are"
*Kisses*

by Gogssss July 5, 2021

DILF

An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.

Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!

by BangtanBaddie.061313 September 20, 2021

Dilf God

This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.

Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 26, 2021

DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

by Wattpad LeLilCat March 15, 2022

dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 14, 2022

Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012