Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

Palm Desert

1.) A city in California very close to Palm Springs with many fancy houses and things to do.
2.) A highschool (PDHS) where gorgeous girls call themselves fat, then throw up. (see Palm Desert High School)

1.) "I'm rich and I live in Palm Desert."

2.) "OMGGGZZZZZ I'm soooo fat! Ewww everyone at Palm Desert hates me! Ewwww!!!"

by Miss Disaster November 3, 2005

.50 AE Desert Eagle

Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.

A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.

by Max Killian May 19, 2006

Desert Trash

Similar to white trash; however mainly associated with people from San Bernardino to Arizona. Typically they hang out in bars with trampy tattoos and smoke excessively

Looking around this trashy bar, I see a lot of ashtrays. Desert Trash must be lurking around.

by jimbo syske April 16, 2007

Desert eagle

Most overrated gun ever

Short form: deagle

Guy 1 "Hey, look at those fucking cod fags"
Guy 2"LOL are they pretending to play with invisible guns?"
Guy 1"lool I think they are, that one has a desert eagle"

by Deathmonkey November 20, 2012

Desert Vista High School

the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian principal & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking pass, or returning to campus late. the classes at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their classrooms & not know what they're talking about. it's a good place to go if you like hating school.

"oh you go to Desert Vista High School?"
"yeah"
"dude that sucks"
"i know."

by _sloane October 7, 2008