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hail damage

a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy
After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.
by Cahokia September 19, 2006
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Emotional damage

by Hsveiwhegwu January 22, 2022
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Van Damage

from Danielle Van Dam who was a little girl savagely raped and murdered. To cause a serious amount of damage to something or someone. To destroy something. To cause willing destruction for the sake of the fun of it.
Let's do some Van Damage!
by VerucaKrueger April 9, 2004
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Emotional damage

by Hsveiwhegwu January 22, 2022
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Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp
I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.
by not enough discounts May 25, 2011
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sun damage

When you have been sunburnt countless times because frolic-ing in the sun for days on end has been far more important that protecting the epidermis, usually causing (but not limited to): sun spots, freckles, uneven skin tone, leathery skin, a body that has been treated more like an amusement park, rather than a temple.
1. Damn, look at that girls sun damage, she looks like she's been rode hardand put away wet.

2. Sun damage cause skin cancer.

3. She has hella sun damage, I bet she had fun getting that though.

4. Sun damage is irreversible.

5. That girl has really effed up her skin with sun damage.

6. Protect yourself from sun damage, use sunscreen.
by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015
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Cunt Damage

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.
Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.
by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015
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