bollock-catcher

Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".

You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.

by All-Bar-Bollocks March 4, 2008

worm catcher

People who work during the day

I love being a worm catcher! It's way better than graveyard shift!

by EarlyBirdie July 15, 2011

catcher

A position in baseball or any other sport involving catching an ball of sorts.

Mark McGWIRE may be the greatest catcher in history.

by #1best January 13, 2008

fly catcher

another term for moron. they breath mainly through their mouths, and can become confused when trying to do more than one thing at a time. this includes talking while breathing.

the guy at the cricket store is such a fly catcher. he ignored me, and when he was listening he didnt get anything right.

by RAWRjosh July 28, 2007

cum catcher

The receptacle on the end of a condom that fills with semen when the wearer of the condom ejaculates.

Damn, Sally! You made me cream so hard that I filled up the cum catcher- and then some!

by MCman April 20, 2005

Fanny Drip Catcher

A term for Tampon/Sanitary Towels...

'Do you sell fanny drip catchers?'

by A.Roberts January 5, 2007

Catcher

Someone who catches you in the right moment at the right time when you feel alone and the pressure,
someone who cares for you,loves and understands you and would support you

A: my catcher saved me
he snapped me out of this

by x6t3nc3 March 24, 2010