Ankle custard

When you live with multiple male roommates and you take a shower and the drain backs up. After Jenking it the sperm connected to you leg hair cooks and makes a light baby desert.

Yo watch your shower bro. My legs just took a cooking class do you have any whipped cream to go with that ankle custard?

by Creamy cook August 30, 2020

Alabama Custard Musket

An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.

Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.

Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard

by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012

blue vein custard chucker

Refers to your cock. Your cock has a massive blue vein in it and it chucks man custard when at the climax of arrousal.

Come and suck on my blue vein custard chucker you filthy cunt.

by Bigsypowell April 12, 2016

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

C3Star

A famous poker player for the York Poker League (YPL). Has the highest percentage wins out of evey player in the league, amassing winnings close to 150.

Player 1: Read em and weep full house (three 7's on the deck and holding pocket aces')!

C3Star: You know me, i always go all in on the 7,2 off suit hand (giving him four of a kind in 7's)

Player 1: God your such a C***

by The Jewk July 7, 2011

Castagged

The state of being anti-discombobulated (confused). The state one may enter when one is stimulated by caffeine.

The feeling that one feels when one is very focused, and goal oriented.

'How are you feeling? You just got hit on the head.'

'I must say, I am very castagged at the moment. Perhaps this Castag will wear off after a while.'

by Newage Shakespeare December 6, 2012