iron curtain

The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.

Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!

by PPBM January 29, 2012

beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 06, 2006

rostbeef curtains

another word for vagina lips

roast beef curtains are dank

by rasta ry March 01, 2005

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 05, 2013

Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.

"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"

by Mister Oz August 07, 2005

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

curtain call

the female version of tea bagging; when a female places her vagina, "meat curtain", on an unsuspecting sleeping victims face.

That party was awesome. I passed out and woke up to hear the girls yelling CURTAIN CALL. I'm never gonna wash this sweet smelling tang juice off my face.

by brockleerob August 08, 2008