clister

A blister on one's clit.

Oh man. My ex came to visit for the weekend and I rode him so long and hard I got a fucking clister!

by kookymiyuki May 11, 2011

colish

To break a piece of furniture or other immobile object by sitting heavily on it or running into it face first. Often used to describe a heavy handed approach to what is otherwise a simple problem.

You: Yo man, did you see him colish that chair? it busted into a million pieces!

Me: Yeah you think he could have just gone back to his desk instead of colishing all our stuff.

by mptroll November 8, 2011

Calissa

Calissa is the type of girl who loves to do things outside. but she is also stupid so when she goes outside she dies instantly

guy one: omg it’s calissa

guy two: let’s go camping
-two days later-
guy two died

by Bubblysnoman March 27, 2022

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

clise

a sexy young man.
the 7th leter of the alphabet.
amazing style and has irresistible game.

erik & elan's first son

"clise?! i'd definitely get on"

by e x 2 January 16, 2008

caliss

1-A word that make those who use it proud to be Quebecer.

2- commonly used with other swears.

"Chu un Quebecois caliss, pas un caliss d'immigrant sale !"

"Mon esti de tabarnak de gros chien sale de caliss de sacrament. Ma t'arracher la caliss de tete pis te chier dans le caliss de corps sale."

by =||DiCe||= December 15, 2004

Clister

(n) Clister, (v) To clist. Similar to a Titty Twister for the clitoris. This action is carried out by pinching a woman's clitoris between one's thumb and index finger and then twisting while still applying a firm, consistent pinch.

Clisters are most often used in sexual foreplay among the BDSM crowd, but may also be used as a form of physical punishment for normal people.

(n) "Fuck yea. Now open your legs so I can give you a clister or I'll whip you again for being a bad little slut."

(v) "I swear to Christ if dinner isn't ready when I get home I'm going to clist the shit out of that beaten up axe wound between your legs.

by john2164 October 8, 2011