Nikolas Cruz 

Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.

Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?

Nikolas Cruz by rebsvodka July 31, 2019

Take a Cruz 

Verb, activity: taking leave of a situation that one has no actionable control or authority over in order to avoid the hardship of the situation.

Derivation: taken from the name of Texas' Senator Ted Cruz, who made headlines by taking an impromptu trip to Mexico instead of sticking out the nationwide blizzard of February '21, which affected every state except Hawaii and Florida. Florida maintains that Florida Man held off the storm with an icy glare that cancelled out the warm front that might've otherwise collided with the storm, and hurled it southward.

It is a big warehouse, but there's a whole lot of code violations that I don't feel like taking on. I think I'm gonna take a Cruz on that offer.

Take a Cruz by Thystle February 19, 2021

Ted-Cruz 

a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.

other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!

my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...

Ted-Cruz by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

Ted Cruz

Verb. When you defecate liquid poo so hard into a seated toilet so hard, the resulting splash covers both of your cheeks and sullies the back of your shirt. The experience is extremely unpleasant and aptly named after a notoriously unpleasant US Senator from Texas.

Bro, after eating one and a half chipotle burritos and chasing them down with four shots of espresso, I Ted Cruzed my girlfriend's toilet and had to throw away my favorite button down shirt.

Ted Cruz by Softestalpaca June 14, 2022

Valerie Cruz 

This is the world's and universe's most perfect girl. If some want to say there is no such thing as perfect then this is the closest to perfect there ever was. This girl is sweet, understanding, honest, loyal, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and so on. This girl is someone you don't need to worry about them cheating on you, you don't need to worry about them not liking you for the person you are. They are perfect and everything a guy wants in a girl/woman as their girlfriend and wife. They have no flaws whatsoever and if they think they do their love will look right past them and see them as another reason why he crushes on her so much.

Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.

Valerie Cruz by lameskul (Vale's<3) April 4, 2023

Booter De La Cruz 

Booter De La Cruz commonly know as Booter.
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns

Looking to quench your thirst after a long day fighting the night man? Fight milk just not doing it for you? Look no further at Booter De La Cruz.

Im dieing for a bottle of Booter

Booter De La Cruz by Booter De La Cruz January 5, 2022

Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz 

My Mudafukin classmate

Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz is mah muddafukin classmate.

Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz by Remmyboyyz January 14, 2019