anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.

nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures

by anal cadets May 4, 2006

Creative

The act of coming up with an idea to solve a problem. The problem may be given to you or you may have created the problem, thus being truly creative. Creativity is a valuable commodity when it is very strong, when weak it is something that people think they have but never really show. Creativity is the mother of invention and the Mothers of Invention were creative. If you wonder about it's worth, think about Velcro and how it's inventor got the idea by looking at thistles.

Jessica's teacher told her to be "creative" so she analyzed the problem looking for interesting solutions and came up with an idea that she decided to market. Now she is worth 20 million dollars and lives in Firenze where she excercizes her "creativity" by painting in the Piazza Signoria.

by bozlog October 5, 2005

Creatures of sonaria

Best creature survival game on roblox, change my mind. Also not to flex but I got the keruku species (2nd/3rd rarest creature in the game) because I have the beta supporter badge.

Player 1: What’s the roblox game you are playing?
Player 2: Creatures of sonaria.
Player 1: IMA GO ON THAT GAME RN

by Lightning the dutchie June 13, 2021

Creationism

Creationism explained:
God + Adam + Eve -times- Cane -minus- Abel + Seth -divided by- Lilith -times- Eve's sister-in-law -divided by- dinosaurs -times- 42 -times- E=mc2 -divided by- Infinity + H2O -times- Monosodiumglutinate -minus- The Monolith + hot air + the sound of a honking horn + The Secret Ingredient -minus- your opposable thumb = ALL THAT IS AND EVER SHALL BE! AMEN!

I hope that clears things up for you.

According to the Religious Right, "evolution" was just Darwin trying to explain his wife to his friends and the idea caught on! "Creationism" is, of course, the ONE TRUE and ONLY explanation for human existance. Anybody who says otherwise should have their opposable thumbs chopped off!

by Carl J. Maltese October 17, 2007

creatine

A high-energy, naturally occurring compound known as creatine phosphate that is widely used (totally legal) as a supplement to enhance athletic performance and/or muscle gain. It is most popular as a white powder which is mixed with juice or water. It can also be taken as a serum or in pill form. Side effects include a weight gain of 5-10 lbs, bloating (if you don't drink enough water), and increased chest size. The good effects will only be seen when combined with a serious workout regiment.

Creatine made me grow some big time moobs, but fortunately bitches loved to grab them and they even helped me bag some girls with lesbian tendencies...if you know what I'm getting at.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

hatsune miku created <franchise>

this is an internet joke, where if a large and widely loved franchise turns out to have a creator who is a bad person for whatever reason (doesnt pay their workers, transphobic, etc) people will jokingly say that hatsune miku, the vocaloid digital singer, actually created and owned said franchise, as the real creator doesnt deserve the recognition they get, miku as someone who isnt real and therefore cannot actually do anything wrong gets the recognition shifted to her. the most common usage for this is in reference to minecraft, as notch is transphobic.

person 1: haha wow i love butch hartman's work! danny phantom is my favorite
person 2: but butch hartman didnt create danny phantom, hatsune miku created danny phantom!
person 1: oh yea right, my bad
person 3: yeah hatsune miku created <franchise> as well yknow! she might as well have created everything in the universe haha
person 2: might as well have? fool, she already HAS

by gotcha buddy ;)) July 25, 2020

creationtits

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009