Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019

Crayon

Gay people

“Look at the crayons”

by Oopssike October 19, 2019

Crayon

The brown ones taste the best.

Nom Nom brown crayons.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

Crayon

A man who is extremely sexy and is the son of a generational

"Luke i think you are such a crayon"
"Thanks Ellis, you're a crayon too"

by TidyT February 22, 2020

crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?

Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.

by CrayonJuiceYum April 3, 2020

Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021