Cramer effect

A stock price that crashes after Jim Cramer pumps it.

Jim Kramer gave Netflix a buy rating.
Price just dropped $100. Cramer effect.

“No! No! No! Bear Stearns is fine,” Cramer shouted in response to the question. “Do not take your money out. Bear Stearns is not in trouble. If anything, they’re more likely to be taken over. Don’t move your money from Bear. That’s just being silly. Don’t be silly.”

by Nstan January 20, 2022

Crambly

its if you're old and you cant move

she was crambly today

by Cramblyj April 29, 2022

crambodle

when the bodle is cram.

bruce: hey john hows the kids
john: crambodle 😍

by bruce x john August 19, 2022

Pant Cramp

when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.

Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.

by burrito!!! December 19, 2010

Concentration Cramp

An alternative name for a headache.

Discomfort experienced when an individual has been focusing on a task for too long and needs a break.

"All this cramming for our European history class will be worth it when we get an A"

"I sure hope so, memorizing all the dates is giving me a serious concentration cramp"

by ratherdashing April 1, 2017

Sprite cramberry

A drink that LeBron James has on Christmas time but if denied it will be crammed up your ass giving the definition of cramberry

Sam denied a Sprite cramberry next morning he found a can of Sprite cranberry up his ass

by Uncle buffCock December 3, 2019

Writer's Cramp

1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.

2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.

I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.

All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.

by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010