crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

crater

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.

Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.

by mustangman626 October 29, 2014

crater vag

a woman who is bitchy and annoying

my ex girlfriend is a damn crater vag

by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008

Crafty Masters

A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.

Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.

by IKnowDude November 27, 2019

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.

School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "

by Ciiberus December 1, 2003