conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

cotching

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep

man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard

by jaytabron December 3, 2007

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

by Spermicide February 10, 2008

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015