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Test Cough

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.
Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
by Pogo510 November 18, 2009
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fake cough

a tactic used when smoking weed to make the person ahead of you in the circle hit a cashed bowl. a well-timed fake cough after your hit makes them think the bowl is burning strong, so they will take a strong puff, only to find themselves with a mouth full of ash.
if you ever fall victim to the fake cough, the best option is to execute the double fake cough on the next person in line, thereby making them take an even more cashed hit.

note- someone who likes to sneak a hit may be unaffected by the nastiness of the fake cough.
wait a minute, this bowl is cashed as fuck...the fake cough! i should have known, it was cashed last time i hit it.
by Leroyjenkins May 16, 2007
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Wet Cough

The act of waking up, being hungover and talking to other people after a party not realising that your fellow partygoers have imparted their own personal liquid DNA somewhere on your person... this is usually obvious to everyone but yourself.
Cho: Greened out and had to go out to spew. Meeting <dongname> at back of tent after monkeys see you there

Reilly: Man I'm glad I made him a wet cough this morning
by mrgilly August 17, 2007
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Butt cough

When you do not want anyone to know you farted.
"Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"!
by Rasty67 January 27, 2013
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Ball Cough

A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.
Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.
by leche82 April 12, 2014
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strawberry cough

it is a reddish blueish whiteish greenish kind of pot plant thats has a strawberry aftertast,and it give you the coughs high paid bud high time kind of bud
it that strawberry cough in the bowl i pick up some strawberry cough form the hippie down the street it cost a pretty penny but it for you bro
by grassmanfarmer December 9, 2008
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Katrina cough

an alleged cluster of respiratory illnesses believed to be caused by the dust and mold kicked up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's destruction of New Orleans
The existence of the Katrina cough is not agreed upon.
by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2008
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