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Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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Corona tourist

An idiot that decides, in the midst of a global pandemic, to take advantage of no crowds and cheap deals to vaca and party on.
Hey, we're heading to Italy then on to Spain later this week - got a great deal and no crowds, dude!

Uh no, don't be a dumbass corona tourist spreading that shit everywhere! Stay your ass home!!!
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Corona wrist

When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7
I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up
by Danaconda bizarnz April 4, 2020
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corona vagina

It is a meth whores pussy.
by act1923 September 25, 2021
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Corona Bomb

In the same vein as a Jägerbomb, a Corona Bomb (performed with a Corona for symbolic coronavirus purposes, but can be any alcoholic beverage) is chugging your entire beverage through your COVID-19 mask.

If executed correctly, the participant imbibes their entire beverage as well as whatever may be lingering on their mask from the environment it’s been worn in.
Yo dude let’s do a socially distanced round of Corona Bombs!

But that sounds gross and exactly what the CDC would NOT recommend...

Who the hell knows what’s gonna happen with this thing! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb! Corona Bomb!
by SLCsam July 17, 2020
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Corona Cock

The guy that you continued to hook up with against your better judgement because you couldn't meet anyone else during the shut down is your Corona Cock
Me: So I don't see Steve at all anymore, no booty calls, nothing
Her: Well you're better off anyway
Me: We're back to working, hanging out with friends - I guess he was just my Corona Cock
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021
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Corona Footprint

The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus
Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!
by scoyle March 26, 2020
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