Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

beef chongle

A sexual move wear the balls are rubbed with beef

yo can she beef chongle?

by Beef chongle January 24, 2017

Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

congregate

gather into a crowd or mass

many people congregated at india gate protesting against sytem.

by shubham_BOSS March 31, 2015

Congee

The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"

Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!

by Fartknocker 6million January 29, 2015

coggler

Also, an alternative definition is a crazed individual who fetishes over the male repoductive system that has been deformed through the infection of Penile Scrotal Coggloriotus..

1. sussie has a major fetish for coggler balls. she loves to lick the deformed ball sac.

2. Jamie would only rock the coggler cock, she loved the feel of 4 balls beneath her bit.

by The-Clasp September 24, 2003

Condle

To cuddle or do anything with your significant other

Mandy: omg Jen and I condled last night!
Harry: Mandy I don't want to hear about you making out and spooning your girlfriend.

Mandy: whatevs you're just jealous!

by Banterbaby July 13, 2015