chonged

SO stoned eating the munchies is diffircult

lying on a bed unable to eat any food

by Chonger donga April 20, 2005

old codger

Like "old fogie" or "death wobbler" This term describes elderly folk aged 60+

Oi, Michael Parkinson, ye old codger! Get over 'ere!

by ArmadilloJr May 8, 2010

Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011

Chonger

A huge, bulging joint resembling the one Cheech & Chong smoked in "Up in Smoke".

Whoa dude, Pat just rolled a huge Chonger! Let's toke it out, man!! chongedStonerdopejoint

by Time Foolery January 17, 2015

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

chonger

A person who is an habitual pot smoker.
Someone who can't participate in "real life" without using marijuana.
A derivitive of "Chong" of the popular "Cheech and Chong"

Dude, Brain is a total chonger.
What a chonger, he can't even piss straight in the mornin' without his first bongload.

by ghostfrog July 30, 2003