con-yeezy

A man who takes pride in knowing that he's slept with everyone's mom, and spreads around yeast infections like turkeys on Thanksgiving.

That bro over there, they say he's a con-yeezy.

by jeffheineken October 4, 2011

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con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016

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One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.

Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!

by w.yokum May 13, 2005

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