comment bombing

When someone overly adds comments on facebook just so the post will be at the top of top news.

I'm sorry, but I'm totally comment bombing your thing lionel.

by somerandomasian April 1, 2011

Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011

comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.

Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006

Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

Comment Turnover

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be completely wiped off your facebook wall due to newer comments.

"Crap, my girlfriend left me a comment thats gonna make me look like a puss in front of everyone."

"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"

by KillaKobra October 15, 2009

counter comment

the act of someone making a comment after you to sound better than or to impress someone who makes a post.

Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.

by darkking777 December 20, 2010

Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.

Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

by JohnTheFishaman June 17, 2010