colossal

a really big cock

His colossal dick gets him all the ladies.

by NA$HA July 20, 2010

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Colossus of Scrodes

Named after the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World, a Colossus of Scrodes is a dirtbag. Somebody you don't necessarily hate or have contempt for, but somebody who has several antagonistic qualities that one may go so far as to admire.

Check out Colossus of Scrodes, using pick-up lines at a salon? That guy's an admirable dumbass.

by No, that other guy October 19, 2010

Colesing out

To give up on a task that you have previosly said you would do.

Andy: hey are you going to the gym today?

Sam: Nah mate, im colesing out.

by spainardintheworks January 10, 2013

ColeSlaw Salad

When you melt cheese on a woman's downstairs mix up while dipping fries in the wet, cheesy substance. See TyFry Salad for dipping fries in the front for cheese and then the brown eye next door for chili. When the cheese is gone refill her with your magic ranch dip and proceed with the remainder of the fries.

Ben: Mary I'm hungry
Susan: We have some cheese and French fries if you want a ColeSlaw Salad.
Ben: yum I'm down for that. Let me get my insulin and let's get this party started

Susan: Cool I'll start warming up chili if you want sone TyFry's

by Hdffcgbvhh May 7, 2017

coles

Slang for cigarette(s) or other tobacco based products

"I just got a new pack of coles."
" Can I bum a cole off you?"

by C-Snake4 January 26, 2018

Coats

People with the nickname "Coats" deserve the world! They are talented, super arts-y, love musicals, and are dog-people. They are some of the best people and they are not people you want to make your enemies. They are passionate and stand up for those they love. They truly care and anyone who knows a "Coats" is lucky to have them in their lives.

Friend: I wish I had a friend with a cool nickname, who is super talented, into musicals, reads a lot, and is generally an amazing person!

- Well, actually I know someone exactly like this! Have you heard of Coats ?

by Bellator Glacies May 9, 2020