colton erb

A type of person who can get any gender to fuck or to slay, also typically known to be very hot and sexy

I wish that I could be Colton Erb to this girl

by Bitch_slay-on-me February 2, 2017

Colton

A colton is a person you shouldnt trust with anything he looks like a moe lester. Hes also bad-looking.

:P

Bruh did you see him hes such a Colton!!

by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019

Colton

Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds

Colton is dum

by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019

Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

Colton

A starburst stealer.

fuck you colton

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021

Colton

He is acts gay but he’s not. He can’t get a girlfriend very easily and you will rarely see him with a girl. He probably has asked to many girls but been rejected. He is a country boy and likes cows.

Colton- Will you be my girlfriend
Sally- Heck No!!

by Bob111228 October 4, 2021