Colorado Carwash

Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.

After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash

by Clyde Common March 28, 2009

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Colorado Mesa University Girls

CMU’s girls should be known for their trashy-ness, showing up to parties in either dresses or bras, and every basic bitch wears big ass hoop earrings.

“Damn that bitch’s earrings”
“Colorado Mesa University girls have diseases”

by coloradian May 15, 2018

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Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

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