The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.
Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"
Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"
Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"
Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"
Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"
Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
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Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!
I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
by MikeCossack May 9, 2011
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A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.
by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012
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Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.
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