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coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.
Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010
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cogitate

To cogitate is to think oneself into a state of agitation. From cognition and agitation.
Bob can't ever make a decision. He likes to cogitate so much he has to go meditate to calm down before doing anything else.
by DanDaWriter March 19, 2005
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Cogitabundus

Oh look this guy, he's drinking so much coffee, what a Cogitabundus
by Saber_Not_First_One December 30, 2021
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Cognitoma

(n.) Cancer of the mind; "thought cancer" Often caused by malignant rationoplasia
A recent study links low-logic diets with cognitomas, according to another, different study...
by UrthicanPrince May 9, 2009
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CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.
I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!
by MikeCossack May 9, 2011
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Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.
A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.
by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012
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Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.
Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.
by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012
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