Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

by Robo January 3, 2005

knobby cob socker

A ball sucking white woman.

"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."

by dawsdz September 9, 2004

cob web

to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks

she had cob webs everywhere

by Cr4sh March 4, 2009

corn on the cob

A lovemaking move. Possess your woman anally, from behind, getting a good rhythm going. Then when the moment feels right, pull out for a second to reveal a single kernel of corn resting atop your cock.

women love this move.

c'mon baby, how's about some sweet corn on the cob

by Buck Turgidson II May 9, 2011

Canadian Corn Cob

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time

I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

by moot moot moot tom June 2, 2011

eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob

The act of putting corn kernels, butter, and salt on your Dick then having a bitch give you a blowjob like shes eating corn-onthe-cob. She has to eat every corn kernel vigorously and the whole time during she has to say om nom nom until she becomes stuffed or too much corn becomes stuck in her throat.

Dude, I porked this fat chick last night. Made her give a Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob.

Man, I got some seck Cob last night.

by 4 amigos November 15, 2010