Clusterfuck

A term used to describe the state of the streets and roads of Puerto Rico, which are full of craters, holes, and rocks intertwined in labyrinth-like ways and only funnel-like exits to them inevitably leading to constant traffic jams. And this goes without mentioning the often psychotic, fast, rude, and just plain bad drivers.

Dude 1: "I hit a hole earlier that took out my front left tire."
Dude 2: "Man, these streets are a complete clusterfuck!"

by nessfive0five June 11, 2008

clustercunt

The total annihilation of a situation. Something that exceeds being FUBAR or a clusterfuck.

Ohmigod, did you hear what happened with that big project? When management stepped in, it became a total clustercunt.

by Spydoggie September 23, 2008

clusterfuck

term (plural) used to describe players or supporters of glasgow rangers fc...

what a bunch of clusterfuckers!!!

by dhamian August 4, 2004

ClusterFuck

A milk choclatly candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.

"dude i just had the best clusterfuck ever, i froze it before eating"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

clutterfuck

Having sex in a messy room.

Hey look, I found strawberries! While clutterfucking!

Clutterfucking is such an adventure in here you never know what you're going to uncover.

by 5704 January 23, 2011

clusterfuck

an event in life when nothing goes right and you want to get the hell out of there

"That game was a clusterfuck"

by hockey6409 July 18, 2005

clusterfuck

A large of similar people that group together and crowd hallways, streets, sidewalks, and any other place you are trying to get through like at the movies or mall

Oh my gosh why is everyone clusterfucking lunch isn't even over yet.

by The Cat's Pajamas February 1, 2008