clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009

Chunkyspunk

This is when jizz takes so long to exit the penis that parts of it solidify and form gooey lumps or 'chunks'

Guy1: I was beatin my love-rod last night and i fell asleep just as i was about to blast
Guy2: Shit buzz man, what happened?
Guy1: I woke up and my pubes were covered in 'Chunkyspunk'
Guy2: Nasty man, that shit went lumpy overnight, you should be more careful

by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

chunky train

When a formally thin or skinny person gains a large to obscene amount of weight from the last time you saw them.

I hadnt seen Jessica Simpson since Dukes of Hazzard, GIRRRL she got hit by the CHUNKY TRAIN!!!!

by Sammiohfries January 26, 2013

chunky susan

When a menstruating female bleeds without using absorbent products (i.e. tampons) or showering for the duration of her cycle, allowing a healthy and substantial menstrual scab to develop. A partner will then chew off the scab, and spit it in to the female's mouth. They then spit the mass back and forth, similar to an egg toss.

Since my favorite prostitute is bleeding from her hatchet gash this week, I am paying extra for a Chunky Susan.

by BlueWaffleBarry12 December 29, 2013

Chunky Popsickle

A Chunky popsickle is the act of vomiting on a penis during oral sex, and eating said vomit during the blowjob

She got wasted on Snapple and rum and gave Brad a chunky popsickle

by Burning Itch November 16, 2013

Jesus Cluny Frog

A more PG version of Jesus Christ.
Used when angry or suprised, but not so angry/surprised that you forget that an authority figure (i.e. The Man) is in hearing range.
Common in the Diana Tregarde Series by Mercedes Lackey, which is about urban witch Diana's occult investigation service.

*Figure darts out into road*
Diana: Jesus Cluny Frog! *Hits the brakes* What was THAT?!
Bum: *Knocks on window* Spare change, ma'am?
Di: Oh... sure, I--
Bum: *Gets eaten by large demon*
Di: AAAAaaaahhhh!!!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 29, 2010

Chunky dunking

Skinny people skinny dip, Fat people chunky dunk.

The fat mexican was chunky dunking

by J. Sabin/ J. Bernier April 14, 2008