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Chunkyspunk 

This is when jizz takes so long to exit the penis that parts of it solidify and form gooey lumps or 'chunks'
Guy1: I was beatin my love-rod last night and i fell asleep just as i was about to blast
Guy2: Shit buzz man, what happened?
Guy1: I woke up and my pubes were covered in 'Chunkyspunk'
Guy2: Nasty man, that shit went lumpy overnight, you should be more careful
Chunkyspunk by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011
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Chunkychunkymamaluigi 

Hey chunkychunkymamaluigi u poopy

chunkydunking 

when you go skinny dipping with fat girls
rick got drunk and went chunkydunking with that 400 pound chick
chunkydunking by mr rick March 14, 2010

ChunkyDunky

Two exceptionally large people trying to skinning dipping.
I just saw two 400 lbs. people running buck naked down the dock into a full on cannon ball creating a 10 ft high wave. That was some serious ChunkyDunky
ChunkyDunky by Supa Donkey August 27, 2012

Chunkslunk 

The opposite of a boner. When a girl does something really off putting.
"that was a total Chunkslunk"

"That totally just gave me a Chunkslunk"
Chunkslunk by Kinkyklub January 10, 2017

chunkymunkey

ChunkyMunkey, if you have this username you're the BADDEST FUCKING BITCH EVER YOU ARE INSANE ESPECIALLY CHUNKYMUNKEY287 FUCK YOU PXCRIPTIKYT AND BARCAYODA
Yo ChunkyMunkey ur fucking cracked
ChunkyMunkey: "your gay PXCriptikYT and BarcaYoda lol pogchamp."
chunkymunkey by ChunkyMunkey287 October 30, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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