No Clue Stew

A verbal or written response when somone asks or emails you what is on the menu for dinner when you have not yet thought about or planned dinner for that day, and you have no clue what you're going make.

Husband: "What's for dinner tonight?"
Wife: "No Clue Stew!"

by generator x's hobag nag November 29, 2011

clerk-flex

When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.

When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.

by Supo December 9, 2008

clericutioner

A subversive who never comes under suspicion, because he/she has already risen to the top position of the organization he/she intends to subvert. A secret turncoat of the highest level.

The Popes who ordered the Crusades were really just clericutioners. Whatever happened to 'thou shalt not kill'?

Did you hear that Mark Foley exploited children while chairing the Committee for Exploited Children? What a clericutioner.

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache August 25, 2008

Cluedicapped

Someone who is past clueless. Could not hold on to a clue if you put in their hands. Variant of handicapped but with regards being stupid and clueless.

She didn't understand, and when I tried to explain, I finally realized she was cluedicapped.

by Doc Curmudgeon February 26, 2009

Claerwen

Claerwen itself is Welsh for clear light. This girl is shy but highly smart and probably a great dancer. She probably has very few friends but the ones sure does have are loyal and true. She might go by the nickname Claer.

Chloeigh: Hey Draco have you seen Claerwen today?
Draco: Yeah Chloeigh I've seen your sister today.
Chloeigh: Where is she?
Draco: Oh just chilling with my sister.
Chloeigh: So where's Dream hiding?
Draco: Oh at the mall.
Chloeigh: C'mon Draco Alaska let's go get our sisters.
BTW Draco and Dream are twin sisters.

by Draco_Kinzi_Torsson July 12, 2017

clergicide

1. act of murdering clergymen of any religion when you realize that you have been manipulated and exploited in the name of god and spirituality
2. someone who murders a clergyman

Nowadays, clergicide is a form of protest against religious dictatorship in Iran.

by Sarkar October 18, 2018