chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 30, 2010

Chopping

1. To go shopping

2. To chop something.

Often used in a sentence to confuse someone as to whether you're actually going to chop something/someone, or if you're just pronouncing the word 'shopping' wrong.

1. Kelly: Hey do you want to go chopping later?
Sabrina: Yes! I need to get a new wing-suit.

2. Mike P: I just got done chopping in the woods.

Kelly: chopping?
Mike P: yeah, a whole truck full o' firewood.

3. Jordan: we're goingggggg CHOPPING!

by AnonymousWing March 13, 2011

clomping

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.

"We all sat around clomping our faces off"

by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014

penis clapping

when two nude men stand facing one another and thrust their pelvises causing their penises to fly forward making contact and emitting a percussive sound.

Devendra Banhart was penis clapping with that drummer from his band.

by external vagina November 4, 2009

ass clapping

To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clap up the butt.

I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worked.

by Annie VonHiggleblossom August 2, 2008

clapping

A word used to replace the word "masterbate". And visa-versa. Used very frequesntly in certain areas in small groups but not widly known of.

I started clapping for a while after watching my favorite vid. Jimmy likes to masterbate when he approves a message.

by lordethal December 21, 2006

cheek clapping

The act of clapping ones cheeks any day but Sunday

"Dude Lisa came over yesterday I got down to some serious cheek clapping "

"OMG thats Brandon I heard hes's a master cheek clapper"

"Yeah i hit it I was really clapping her cheeks"

by Pseudoclapper October 18, 2017