Scoop o'clock

Time of day when your DNA turns into NAD (need a drink) and your feet carry you to the nearest bar.

'what time is it?'
'its 430pm'
'great, its scoop o'clock'

by dr277 March 30, 2010

suck a cocky

This is the the Jamaican way of saying "Suck a dick" or oral sex in other words

She look like say she woulda suck a cocky right now

Meaning she looks freaky to give some oral sex

by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 13, 2014

Netflix O'clock

The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.

Last night during Netflix O'clock my download speed averaged 2MBPS!

by Treborch August 31, 2014

Knock Your Clock

"Knock Your Clock" a saying used around friends for when someone is mad/angry at you. It usually means someone is trying to punch you or start a fight.

RJ: Hey yo Tom, I'll knock your clock if you say that again

Tom: Sorry RJ, it won't happen again.

by Packers2003 May 16, 2017

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017

Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese

When Goran Dragić makes a contested 3 when the shot clock is about to expire.

God Dammit another Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese moment.

by BruhBruhBruh69240 September 27, 2020

crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009