Clemson

-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.

Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.

by Clemson Student October 4, 2010

Crimson

1) my little bby girl!!!
2) a very pretty reddish color

1) I love Crimson, my little girl so much!!

2)Crimson is the best color ever!!

by C.barbee January 18, 2009

Crimson

Crimson is a type of girl who is kind but also has sass she usually has red and green eyes or red and brown eyes she often calls herself ugly and fat but only her friends know that’s not true because she is very Beautiful and amazing but she can like Alot of boys and date a lot but if you don’t have your self a crimson then find one quick she’s awsome

Crimson is my Bestfriend and she is talented and beautiful

by Brianna Smith:D January 29, 2019

Crimson Tide

(sex term) when a girl is having her period and she stands on top of you and her bloody menstration run over your body

Dude, last night Ana just gave me the gnarliest Crimson Tide ever. It was so nasty.

by D1234567654321 January 22, 2007

crimson king

This happens when a bitch is on her rag and tries to tell you what's up. You then take her, hold her down, and ram 4 fingers into her pussy. Her kicking and screaming will only benefit you in the end. After pounding her severely, rip out your hand and smack her face immediately. The bitch'll have a crimson outline of your hand square on her cheek.

I was done with all that whore's PMS bullshit, so I did the only honorable thing and gave that bitch a crimson king.

Damn, that bitch looks like Wilson from Castaway! Tom Hanks gave her a fuckin good crimson king.

by slothboyck October 16, 2006

crimson shocker

(N.)
"The Shocker," also referred to as "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink," is formed by holding up the index, middle, and pinky fingers, and holding down the ring finger with the thumb.

The "Crimson Shocker" is what you call "The Shocker" when it is used during "that time of the month."

She wasn't in the mood for the mattress mambo because of her "seasonal disease," so I just gave her the crimson shocker...2 in the red, one in the stink.

by TeHpWnzoOrz August 4, 2006

Crimson Tide

A drank created by mixing Vodka, Mountain Dew Code Red, and liquid Tide detergent. Some fucked up shit.

Yo nigga pass me some a dat crimson tide

by NickNickNick34 January 21, 2009