Classic dave move

When someone does something stupid or without thinking

Did you hear what Joe did?
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.

by Fleinsbach32 September 9, 2022

Big Classic

Spending a considerable amount of time in the toilet after your morning coffee, specially at your workplace.

Maria: "Hey, has anyone seen Paco this morning?"
Evelyn:"He's in the toilet making a Big Classic, he had some cofee earlier on and even he smoked a cigarrette"

by Andreu M March 16, 2010

the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.

John, you just committed the classic mistake

by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018

Malson classic

When you break a wall and place a cone while holding the wall, then edit the wall and kill your opponent.

Shit he just Did the Malson classic on me.

by Keys is the best January 22, 2020

dar classic

when a money hungry noob does something that everyone expects.

king: did you guys know dar spent 17k on a package he doesn't even use?

dev: what a dar classic smh

by Karma_Kujo September 6, 2020

Schroeder classic

The Schroeder classic is when you get dog shit as a topping for ice cream

Guy 1.) Dude I just ordered the Schroeder classic!
Guy 2.) What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Fleff April 24, 2021

Grandma Classic

Putting thy opponent to death by fall. Created by LH.

Thy LH grandma classic thy Twoah and killed him.

by LOUDINI. June 21, 2021