Clare

A woman whom finds great pleasure in destroying whoopi cushions.

Guy 1: Man, did you see that Clare?
She totally demolished my whoopi cushion.
Guy 2: Well, that freakin' sucks... a lot.

by girlwithface123 April 28, 2009

clawed up

being drunk off white claws

sorry i drunk texted you last night i was clawed up

by clout daddy69 September 17, 2019

clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarence

This morbidly obese walrus kid on a Cartoon Network show named after him. He's a loser.

Clarence is a moron

by SUMFURRYTHING September 15, 2016

Clare Maloney

A french saying for a person who has jaundice and or plays games that kill little cute animals.

"The mass murder is Clare Maloney"
"Fred, the psychopath, was a Clare Maloney"

by themasterofdisguse222 December 28, 2008

claret sky

awesome rock band from Vermont consisting of 2 guitarists, bassist, drummer, singer, and keyboardist. Check out an old old recording at www.purevolume.com/claretsky

wow, claretsky is such an awesome band, i think i'll worship them

by BreakerBreaker November 7, 2004

Claved

The act of getting the claves (latin percussion instrument) clave taken away from you. Usually because you are playing them when you are not supposed to be.

Mrs. Conway: "Everybody stop playing, Graham, does this song call for claves? I didnt think so. Give me those."

He has just been claved

by davidhasselhoff73 November 12, 2009