Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.

Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."

by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011

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chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012

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cluster bomb

kluhs-ter bom

Explosive diarrhea.

See "splashing the bowl"

After two plates of squid pasta and pork Belly at Mission Chinese, Sam cluster bombed until early the next morning.

by Dia-Ria July 15, 2014

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Chuntering

The art of talking for the sakes of filling awkward silences

I've said what I've needed to say so I'm just chuntering on now

by Tim "Timmay" B March 17, 2016

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Cluster B

n. Being defined as an illness in the psychiatric manual DSM IV.

e.g. The man describing his suffering from everyday "boredom", experiencing mostly (very) high and (very) low emotions was classified by his psychiatrist as typical Cluster B.

by Senex sum January 11, 2017

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