Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).

My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!

by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025

Chrissing

The act of even when confirming or saying a statement and completely refuse to even acknowledg to have said that statement.

Hey, he is truly Chrissing agian, dont even argu with him, its usless.

by Dic Urban ionary May 16, 2025

Crushing Ribs

Another term for CPR

I was crushing ribs on a unresponsive person in the Emergency room

by Rick Pistachio October 12, 2025

Crushing / Crush Out

Crushing / crushing out = light, warm, positive attraction. Playful, motivating, harmless. You like the feeling itself.

No anxiety loop, no obsession, no self-loss. Just interest + dopamine + curiosity.

Once it turns heavy, intrusive, or draining, it stops being a crush and becomes something else entirely like limerence. Crushing never feels bad.

Her birth mark had me crushing / crush out, I was crushing on her all day while I was with her.

by Prof. Dhingum December 28, 2025