Christie

An overwhelming feeling of fullness and satisfaction that follows the consumption of a meal that is obscene in scale, volume, and caloric value.

Every year after eating Thanksgiving dinner at Aunt Marie's I totally feel Christie. I must have had 10,000 calories the last time!

by Jewdas666 November 22, 2017

Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

by Christe January 21, 2005

Christmess

The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.

How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?

by WuNate July 21, 2008

Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

christenn

The shortest loyal girl ever

Hey have u ever got a Christenn ?

by InTheBag March 14, 2017

christie-bill

A social Studies teacher that makes everyone laugh because she is a complete fuck up. She has no idea what she is doing and she cries a lot. Everyone hates Christie-Bill!

Oh great, we have christie-bill again. guess we're ditching class today.

by EyeCarly McFuckles May 30, 2017

Christeen

A girl that is extremely promiscuous in nature

That girl is such a Christeen

by LitShakes May 30, 2018