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Communication chaos

That feeling when your lines of communication are spread across multiple communication apps. Different email accounts and threads, text messages and chat conversations, internal and external connections - you're drowning in it all and can't find any order while. All while losing time, money and energy - absolute communication chaos.
I'm looking for a specific email and can't find it anywhere!

I have an app for my team chat, another for emails, two for video calls (which also have a chat component), don't forget a web-app for notes which also has a collaborative aspect to it.

It's absolute communication chaos!

I just wish I had one app that will help productivity Spike for my team and I, and keep everything in one place so I don't have to keep jumping between different apps.
by SpikeLikeaPro June 20, 2023
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Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory

One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.
Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
by Juan Marcia Cortez January 3, 2020
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Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020
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chaos dimension theory

Chaos is a factor that can be very unpredictable. An example would be an object falling up instead of down or a fire starting without a source or oxygen. Chaos is anything that happens quickly and unusually.

When people are close to death some of them say they see the “Light at the end of the tunnel.” I think that tunnel leads to the chaos dimension. The only time you see this tunnel is when you are close to death but you are not meant to die.

Our bodies are like airplanes, and when you die it is like putting a hole in the plane and the air gets sucked out. But instead of air it is your soul going to the chaos dimension. If people die and are brought back to life their souls rot and become “ghosts.”

The Chaos Dimension

The chaos Dimension is a place where there are no rules or limits. People in the chaos dimension can do anything. They can change their age, fly, morph, breath under water, or anything else. You can go back to the normal dimension but, with two penalties. One you will lose your human-like form. Two when go back a huge disaster will occur. When someone sees the tunnel I explained in paragraph two an actual gateway opens between the dimensions for a very short period of time.

Chaos in the normal dimension is usually very violent and destructive.
there is no example in this dimension. it is just a chaos dimension theory.
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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Chomskyite

1. Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the visionary work or ideas of Noam Chomsky
2. A subscriber to Noam Chomsky's meticulously researched and very uncontroversial assertions
3. A person who isn't deluded
4. Extremely disciplined
5. A person who possesses a remarkably high IQ.
6. Someone who upsets hicks and fools without even trying.
see also chomskyan, chomskian, noam chomsky
'Noam Chomsky - now there's a dude who knows where its at'
by evelyn waughfare November 28, 2003
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chomskyite

The most intelligent people on the planet. Statistics show that most followers have an iq of 160 and over. Loved by the open minded and loathed by the crypto fascist corporate demagogues in the Bush cartel.
Ah, another double PhD. Must be a Chomskyite.
by situationist August 31, 2003
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Chaos

Life. Or children. Either one works.
Teacher: THIS IS CHAOS!!
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