chocolate sniffer

chocolate sniffer - a woman who propositions, flirts with, or stalks the African-American boyfriend of another woman; usually not a woman of color, but most certainly a woman aware that the male target is currently in a relationship

Those chocolate sniffers had better stay away from my man, while I am out of town.
Damn chocolate sniffers are always hitting on my man!

by Daisy Domergue June 25, 2018

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 05, 2013

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 06, 2010

Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.

Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy

by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020

chocolate pyjamas

High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dippers.

Person 1: CHICKEN DIPPERS AND CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS!
Person 2: Sort your life out!
Person 1: Fair enough.

by wyatts32626 November 21, 2008

Chocolate Fantasy

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.

Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

by Bigrick9 July 07, 2018

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019