Chocolate Puma

The act of penetrating an anus, whilst the other party deficates around ones penis.

Oh Johnny just chocolate puma'd that bad boy

by Check out my gravel pit January 10, 2020

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Chocolate Fantasy

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.

Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

by Bigrick9 July 7, 2018

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

Orgasmic chocolate

The quick relase you need before you go to work

damn i had a boner but that orgasmic chocolate worked better then your mom

by Your moms anon December 22, 2008

chocolate amnesia

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else

One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.

by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011

chocolate pyjamas

High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dippers.

Person 1: CHICKEN DIPPERS AND CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS!
Person 2: Sort your life out!
Person 1: Fair enough.

by wyatts32626 April 1, 2009