chasing the penguin

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

by Goathead February 12, 2007

Multiple chastigasm

Repeated chastigasms in succession over a short period of time. The second is typically more intense than the first. On most occasions, after having the first chastigasm, the girl leaves the apartment. If she immediately returns out of confusion or to make another attempt, but the man continues to chastigasm her and makes her go again, she has had a multiple chastigasm.

That little blond was really hoping to bone him, but Don just sat there smoking a pipe and reading the paper. So, she left the apartment, but then opened the door again to try one last time, but he gave her a multiple chastigasm.

by McDivett September 11, 2010

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

Sugar Coating

Trying to make everything okay but nothing is okay, and making it see He/She is better than Last

"He's just sugar coating it"

by Don't.use.your.real.name June 15, 2018

chopting

act of inuslting
synonyms:
1.sounding
2.the dozens
3.insulting
4.ranking
word heard from pilot episode of Welcome Back Kotter

chopting examples:
up your nose with a rubber hose
off my case toilet face
in your socks with a pound of locks
in your ear with a can of beer

by THEUNKNOWNperson December 24, 2008

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018

Chatting Rare

This act occurs when someone suddenly contracts verbal diahorrea, and comes out with the most random of statements, or outlandish claims, involving nothing or nobody in the immediate vacinity. most likely when under the influence of general narcottics.

Richard(paraletic): Sleep the lug.
Koi(not so slaughtered): mate, wtf, you are chatting rare, lets get you home mate, kkb is closed!

by Sherm` December 1, 2007