"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016

When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata
by 25 Bibles On My Dresser Yessir June 10, 2023

•A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.
•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.
•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.
The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:
The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,
The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,
Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.
"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020

by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022

Standard caucasian lips.
Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Lips reminiscent of the lips of a standard adult Pan Troglodytes (aka Chimpanzee or as commonly known "Chimp") which are typically barely visible from more than one meter away.
They are referred to in genesis. The good book has spoken.
Notably personified by the greatest comic book icon of all "The Joker". Here we have a man who literally pencils his features on.
Chimp-lips is often shortened to "Chimips".
Bubba: Ima looking for my sistah, have you seen her?
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
Man: Look here chimp lips, you and I both know that practically everyone has seen her.
by ccenc March 9, 2016

by zeke’ed up June 9, 2022
