Married With Children 

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.

When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.

Married With Children by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003

middle children of history 

From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.

"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."

middle children of history by Middle Children Of History May 11, 2007

Hand Children 

Any sperm ejaculated with own hand

I got rid of some Hand Children last night.

I got some Hand Children on my pants.

Hand Children by Nibiru33 March 3, 2010

Birthing Madonna's children 

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.

Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.

Birthing Madonna's children by B:ss February 14, 2010

swallowing my children 

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

swallowing my children by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

Yeet Tiny Children

The action of throwing someone who is under the age of 8, but over the age of 4. Being able to Yeet Tiny Children will increase your self-esteem dramatically! So find yourself an orphanage full of the tiny midgets you needed all along, and YEET them out their missurey!

Sub to TrashAtGaming for daily self worth points if Yeeting Tiny Kids is to much for you.

I YEET TINY CHILDREN FOR MY DAILY EXERCISE!

Yeet Tiny Children by gay joke...why not ;-; November 14, 2019

boomerang children 

Children who move out of their family's house, purportedly to get jobs and/or start their own lives, but who return shortly thereafter to live with their parents again.

As the cost of living increases and jobs become harder to find, more and more parents find that instead of having an empty nest, they have boomerang children living with them.

boomerang children by Sparky McSparkerson June 12, 2008