Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by Gaaraofthedamned December 29, 2010

History Channel Love Sandwich

If your ultimate fantasy is to have 4 generations at once, e.g., her, her mother, her grandmother and her 16 year old daughter. It's sometimes called the "Intra-generational Five-way".

Why don't we get Agnes, Barbara, yourself and Amber together for a History Channel Love Sandwich sometime? I'll be the meat.

by Jack Squat February 23, 2005

Anchor Channel

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.

"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."

by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

disney Channel

Crappy TV channel where people are afraid from falling down 2 inches and is more cheesy than every cheese factory in Wisconsin and ALWAYS FUCKING PLAYS A LAUGH TRACK EVERY 00000000000.1 SECOND

Person 1: that thing is as bad as disney channel
Person 2: Yes indeed

by User010 March 4, 2021

channel diver

A chick who is into chicks only and especially enjoys channel diving (oral sex).

Did you see that mannish girl with the field hockey stick? Total channel diver.

by Holler123 July 9, 2009

Channel Park Shocker

A version of the shocker made popular by marina workers on Lake Erie. While the regular shocker is "two in the pink, one in the stink"... the Channel Park Shocker is "A foot in the pink, a fist the stink".

That sea-store broad is a total ho, she took the Channel Park Shocker like a champ.

by W.Mesh November 4, 2009

Channel Toggle

Changing the channel, then changing back to set the TV back to live.

Person one: Hey, you're a second out of sync with the other TV. Would you mind channel toggling to sync the audio on both?
Person two: Sure thing.
*Person two channel toggles to sync the audio with both TVs*

by Evil Paragon July 29, 2015