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Dutch Cottage

Like a Dutch oven but with multiple people under the covers.
He was hosting an orgy that turned into a Dutch Cottage after the bean burrito.
by OpusCroakus April 16, 2009
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cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.
Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!
by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010
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cottage industry

People making videos at home and uploading them to various video sharing websites and monetizing them either via website's ads or getting paid through crowd funding services like Patreon.
Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".
by Itchyback November 11, 2015
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cottage

n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.
We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.
by nucleus May 25, 2004
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Cottaging

Cottaging, the act of standing in a plastic bag whilst acts of buggery are performed on you by another in a public convenience cubicle.
We caught some dirty buggers cottaging in the bogs in the park last night.
by Benson August 13, 2003
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cattail ninjas

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.
1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"
by the guhllies. October 23, 2005
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Female Cottaging

Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.

Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
by Heloby October 29, 2012
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