centurate

A fucking goat kid is so talented and proving the odds against African Americans highly

Centurate is just that guy.

by ClapGangFan April 13, 2020

Centurix

A young person with knowledge and skills that would take hundreds of years to master.

That guy's a true centurix one of a million

by Ultra-UltimateGamer March 11, 2023

centura

Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)

I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

Roman centurion

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017

centurion

A good way to get back one of your friends. When you approach someone who is sleeping, you pull out your cock and balls, place your balls over their eyes and your cock down their nose thus creating the illusion of a centurion's helmet. Photos optional.

Mike: "fucking Tom gave me a fruit basket today!"
Paul: "centurion his ass tonight!"

by Johnny Gibson September 26, 2007

goon centurian

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.

"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."

by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010

Centurylinked

Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.

My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.

by CenturyLink March 7, 2022