Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.

Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!

by INCYCShow March 11, 2022

African ceiling pigeon

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.

“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.

by 1 Leg Dwn March 15, 2025

Dry-Ceiling

Short term for drywall used as a ceiling.

“What did you use for the ceiling?”
“Dry-Ceiling, it gets the job done”

by FriendlyneighborhoodCarpenter September 19, 2022

Ceiling

not the floor.

the ceiling is hard.

by notmakingrandomshitupbrotrust November 19, 2019

Ceiling

The big board attached to the roof you stare at and hallucinate with at 3:00 AM or in class while you are bored

"Why are you staring at the ceiling?"
"Boredom"

by j4m1.s0n September 8, 2022

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024