The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.

That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011

cane

to hurt

That slap on my face really caned

by Ron April 10, 2003

Caned

Multi-context word. In Australian slang, means to express a feeling retated to force, pain, stress, etc. Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.

Man, I had five cop cars chasing me when I was caning up the freeway.

My legs caned after that run the other day.

Mate, if you don't get outa my face, I'm gunna cane the crap outta you...

by Stevo the Devo March 14, 2008

shit canned

a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Caneyhead

A small, rural place between Fred and Silsbee that has stupid people, country hicks, and rednecks.

HOME HOME IN CANEYHEAD!
Where the sluts and the drug dealers go!
There's many a ho,
cuz they need some do,
to go and by them some dope!

by Pink and orlando hater July 5, 2004

canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008