cave snorkling

When a Man uses a snorkel to venture into a woman's cave to prevent fishy substances from knocking him out.

Thomas went cave snorkling on his girlfriend, because she has Chlamydia.

by HighOnFishWinkle January 27, 2014

cave licker

A name given to one who might have receding hair and happens to lick caves.

Oh that bald guy over there, yeah he's definently a cave licker.

by Larry Moreno November 30, 2016

Troll Cave

Noun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion.

www.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan.

It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.

by dasasda October 16, 2012

Cave cousins

Two people that vaguely know each other ( co-workers, have the same class, etc) and have had sex with the same person.

I didn’t know Dave and I were cave cousins until we were chatting in the break room

by Charles Rizzman December 19, 2022

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

grumpy cave

n. vagina

Maggie's grumpy cave has sure been full of activity lately.

by chubbylover53 December 15, 2011