Camera

An evil torture device used by youngsters to keep permanent records of the ugliness of any person they please. Somehow still legal.

That idiot used his camera to take a picture of me. He should receive a life sentence.

by Outtahexagons March 20, 2020

Safety Camera

A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.

A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.

On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.

Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)

"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "

by bilbo23 March 21, 2010

murphy's camera law

Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.

And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.

But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.

Also see Pics or it didn't happen

JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!

*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.

by robsterw September 2, 2016

castrating bitch

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton has no experience, no true conscience, an incredible security risk of a husband, just enough intelligence to be dangerous, and is the very definition of a castrating bitch.

by DBaltimore February 17, 2007

camera whore

a person who hogs the camera and loves themselves
otherwise known as 'stuck up fuckers'

camhoe'I NEED TO BE IN EVERY FUCKING PICTURE OTHERWISE I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU ALL'

by mjtheone September 5, 2005

castrate

to cut off a woman/mans balls...

sometimes done by singers of gay bandssuch as the darkness or coheed and cambria..in order to produce a higher voice..

woman: do u want to get castrated
man: i dont have balls

by Will Kung September 1, 2006

CameraJacob

CameraJacob is an Instagram Page consisting of a 16 year old boy who draws an awful lot of art with his fancy shmancy tablets. But that's not why we're here. The page may as well be renamed "CameraRexo" because he's got a dog with quite the fanbase. If you ask him politely, he will not draw requests and will politely naenae you to ultimate oblivion. Be warned however, Jacob has a wide tendency to start giveaways, so be sure to stay active on his page to make sure you don't miss out on any W A C K Y things.

"Man, CameraJacob has so MUCH swag, I wish he was my BOYFRIEND!"

"CameraJacob had a one night stand with his dog but will forever deny it if questioned"

by YouGotAShineSprite June 3, 2018